Masturbation is a lot different than it was ten years ago… heck, it’s a lot different than it was five years ago. With brilliant masturbation technicians taking the smut world by storm, a new generation of sex toys for men have come forward challenging everything we ever thought we knew about pleasure.
Some take after the female anatomy—which is the goal for most men interested in thinking outside of the box—and some take the form of something completely different. This toys, that specifically think help men think outside the box, open new doors for guys who thought there was only one way to jerk off.
Whether you’re using vibration, pressure, electrostimulation, or prostate play, these sex toys have made separated themselves from the rest of the strokers out there and have proven themselves to be next-level sex toys. To help aid your masturbatory dreams, we’ve split these up into five different categories: No-frills simple toys, next level toys, butt & more, bells and whistles, and toys for couples. These are guaranteed to be the among the very best for pleasure. Enjoy.
No-Frills Simple Toys
These are the sex toys you want if you’re looking for an easy experience without having to find an outlet to plug something into. They’re your run of the mill Fleshlights and strokers that you grew up with and will use until you die — while regularly washing, of course. Regardless of how the world of sex toys is changing with technology, it’s nice to know that toys like these still exist.
RingO’s Penis Ring
The RingO’s Penis Ring is a great starter ring for guys with no previous cock ring experience who just want to dip their toes in the cock ring pool — so to speak. It’s simple to use (no bells and whistles), made of a stretchy, hypoallergenic silicone, and it shouldn’t present you any difficulties in terms of putting it on or taking if off. While it’s small, it’ll be able to fit guys with a lot of girth, so bigger guys needn’t worry about that.
$2.95 at ScreamingO.com
Tenga Easy Beat Egg Masturbator
The Tenga Egg is unassuming at first glance and takes its shape from its namesake. However, when you pop that sucker open and feel around, a whole world opens up. On the inside of the super-stretchable elastomer body is a soft, supple interior that stretches over the member to a provide an experience you’ve never felt before. You slip it on like a condon—except no one will get made if you blow your load early.
$29.48 at Amazon.com
Adam’s Stroker Trio
Your masturbatory experience should leave you feeling exhausted and taken care of. Adam & Eve toys takes care of the latter by supplying guys with the stroker trio. A butt, mouth, and vagina combination all for you. It’s like a party where everyone’s invited… and they all want to get on your dick. It’s the ultimate combo for guys who don’t know what they like most, but love getting off regardless.
$16.74 at Amazon.com
Mood Naughty 2
When hunting for butt toys that’ll pack a punch, you always need to keep the size and material in mind so as to make the experience as easy and comfortable as possible. The Mood Naughty 2 (what happened to the Mood Naughty 1?) is made from ultra smooth silicone and is only 6” in length with a 1.5” bulbous head that’ll target your prostate and give you an orgasm you never thought was possible for a dude.
$9.49 at Amazon.com
Imagine getting the vibration of a sex toy with your partner in real life. This is the ultimate accompaniment for a night in that truly benefits, both, you and her. By slipping the Beads in her vagina, the intense vibration gets her off while sending waves of pleasure to you as you thrust. Pro-tip: ask her to put it in her butt and you’ll be able to feel the vibration through the vaginal wall. Truly next level stuff, people.
$69.95 at Amazon